He's so right when he says,
"What about when you have this ugly guy waiter that insists on crouching down at the side of the table to "look you in the eye" when he talks to you? What the hell is this? If I wanted to look him in the eye I would stand up when I gave him my order. If he is trying to get more personal by doing this he’s right. Now I get a better wiff of his bad coffee breath!
Then when the food comes, don’t you hate it when the waiter, or food runner, has to say "Who gets the Chicken Marsala?" "You ordered the burger, right?"
How so very, very true.