It's not enough that the wedding was late because the limo got pulled over by cops on the way to the reception -- although it was a 'practical joke' .. (One that the limo driver, however, was not in on....)
It was still not enough that the groomsman during dinner chose to dry-hump the running water fountain in front of the both families ..
It still, after all that, wasn't enough that someone in the bridal party decided it was funny to get a fire extinguisher and spray it all over the hallways and bathroom area of the reception hall..
With all these tacky wedding moments, the most tacky was still to come.. The moment when the DJ, at the request of the bridal party, dedicated a song to the bride: A unedited version of the song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry.
The song played during the prime time of post-dessert dancing.. The reception lit up with excitement .. Dry humping ensued.. and pole dancing.. And respectable people suddenly became sexually perverse caricatures of themselves... As grandma looked on.. Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting f--- laid You want me to stay, but I got to make
There was little shock, besides the wait staff and kitchen staff that overheard the outside antics. They had to listen a few times before the conclusion was made: That is the unedited version! But you f--- so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
The white haired senior members of both families looked a little stunned. Their faces twitched and moved.. Their eyebrows raised.. You're so fine, it won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face
Baby girl You want it all To be a star You'll have to go down Take it off No need to talk You're crazy But I like the way you f-- me